The next day, we planned to head into the Forest Proper – primary rainforest which had never been touched by fire or machete. Mantadia Park is where Sir David Attenborough has famously filmed much of Madagascar’s wildlife, and is rigorously protected by all sorts of guards preventing charcoal-gatherers. Sadly, I woke up that morning feeling Unwell, and whilst immodium resolved fifty percent of my ahem issues, we were not able to see much wildlife and had to cut our visit short. And I have a confession:
Dear Sir David, I haz vommed on ur forest. Soz.